He needs 8-way-crosses and inside jokes and gangstas who watch The Remains of The Day on DVD while waiting for the drop and Thandie Newton dancing with Gerard Butler in a scene that rivals the one where Uma and JT do it in Pulp Fiction.
Stella's romance with One Two is suitably fun and playful as she coerces him to steal money from her boss, and Butler and Newton get some of the movie's best scenes, one in which they're dancing at a party that's almost the antithesis of the Travolta-Thurman dance sequence in "Pulp Fiction" and then later in the movie, there's a one-of-a-kind sex scene.
And, believe it or not, the whole film actually revolves around a lucky painting (that we never see, a la the briefcase in Pulp Fiction) that Uri loans to Lenny and is then stolen by the mobster's rock-and-roller (say that fast and with a British accent and you'll get the title) son Johnny Quid (Toby Kebbell).
It's definitely rowdy enough to draw a young male audience, but it's also wincingly dated, playing like a Cockney remake of "Pulp Fiction," with no new ideas and so cartoonish in style that it's difficult to emotionally connect with anything that's going on.
The sight of Gerard Butler and Thandie Newton doing a diffidently narcoleptic shimmy together is just a zombified version of what John Travolta and Uma Thurman were up to in "Pulp Fiction."