Writer-director Guy Ritchie piles it on: they're naff, spoiled boys who find themselves in the Cockney gangland of "The Long Good Friday," getting in a bind over an 500,000 gambling debt, sliding into a rip-off involving pot dealers and debt collectors and self-proclaimed "porn kings," and finding the kind of old-line, hard-ass muscle against them.
In one corner, ''The Long Good Friday'' and a British cinematic tradition of hoods and skanks whose identities and accents are not, at first, readily tracked by American audiences.
The director, Guy Ritchie , says his greatest inspiration was "The Long Good Friday'' (1980), the Cockney crime movie that made a star out of Bob Hoskins .
Instead, he cites his primary inspiration as the taut, brilliant 1980 British gangster film, The Long Good Friday.
That aside, The Long Good Friday is still a sizzler, and clearly the precursor for later entries like Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
No heroes presented and no story to speak of are the main attributes for this futile attempt at a Trainspotting, Performance, The long Good Friday, and a Tarantino-like gangster/comedy, all rolled into one film.