Here, buried under decibels of deafening score (from J.J. Abrams’ favorite composer, Michael Giacchino, working without the solid underlying musical theme of his Pixar and “Star Trek” work), the movie zips from one dazzling setting to another, back and forth between Earth and Jupiter and who knows where else.
You’ll also be reminded of "Dune," " Star Wars ," " Star Trek ," "Alien," "Blade Runner," "2001: A Space Odyssey," " Game of Thrones " and "The Wizard of Oz " -- and that’s just in the first 20 minutes.
Though “Ascending” is half the title, people are always falling from incredible heights into an apparent abyss in the Wachowski siblings’ latest, a madcap mash-up of “Star Wars,” “Dune,” “Star Trek” and even “Soylent Green” that has impressive special effects but a narrative about as smart as a Buster Crabbe “Flash Gordon” serial.
A couple of decades or so later, the girl, played by Mila Kunis, will say, "Just call me Jupe," for she grows weary of being called Your Highness by Outer Space People, many of whom are adorned with leftover "Star Trek" prosthetics.
The whole thing is so earnestly, self-seriously over-the-top, so ridiculously rich in excess, it’s like a gonzo, gazillion-dollar mash-up of Plan Nine From Outer Space and Guardians of the Galaxy steered by a committee of 13-year-old boys hyped on an all-weekend Star Wars/Star Trek marathon and fueled by an endless supply of Mountain Dew and Pixy Sticks.
But they end up being subsumed by the tediously familiar visuals, sound effects and music (composer Michael Giacchino seems to be recycling cues from the " Star Trek " movies, which weren't too distinctive in the first place).