The other way is to compare it to actual good movies - say, the actual good movies made by Immortals director Tarsem Singh, The Cell and The Fall - and to wonder if screenwriter brothers Charley & Vlas Parlapanides were as actively bored by their own screenplay as seems to have been the case.
Director Tarsem Singh’s two previous films -- the brutal, magical The Fall and the reprehensible The Cell -- are lurid fantasias of the psyche... and now, here, in an attempt to go mainstream, Singh trims away the psyche stuff and just goes wild with the lurid fantasia.
The movie was directed by Tarsem Singh, of whose wonderful " The Fall " (2008) I wrote, "it is a mad folly, an extravagant visual orgy, a free-fall from reality into uncharted realms…( Tarsem ) has made a movie that you might want to see for no other reason than because it exists.
Familiar in its outline, director Tarsem Singh (“The Fall,” “The Cell”) imbues “Immortals” with a striking originality thanks to its settings and a savagery that despite CGI rivers of blood remains ferocious and relentless.
Maybe it’s that they’re afraid to advertise “Immortals” as what it is: a movie from the feverish imagination of the man who made “The Cell” and “The Fall,” two of the more viciously fanciful films of the past few years.
Full disclosure: I belong to that oft-referenced "cult" that rates Tarsem Singh 's " The Fall " as a singularly beautiful celebration of storytelling and its near-mythic power to create worlds so fantastic they could exist only in the imagination.