Thwarting ticket sales to DiCaprio's rabid prepubescent fan base with an R rating, tepid sexual subplots have been added -- between Richard and Francoise (French sylph Virginie Ledoyen), and between Richard and the commanding woman who presides over the community (''The War Zone'''s Tilda Swinton, who, with her remarkable Dutch master's visage, always looks coolly in control).
For Tilda Swinton (most recently seen in The War Zone), this is a surprisingly conventional role.
As such, while the likes of Virginie Ledoyen ("A Soldier's Daughter Never Cries," "Jeanne et le gar�on formidable"), Tilda Swinton ("The War Zone," "Orlando") and Guillaume Canet ("Barracuda," "Sentimental Education") are easy on the eye, they inhabit sketchily drawn characters at best.