That last sentence says “Joe Eszterhas,” who is, of course, source stuffer of this lurid thrill pillow (the film was co-written by Leora Barish and Henry Bean), directed knowingly but with screaming absence of character by Michael Caton-Jones (“Rob Roy,” “The Jackal”).
Directed by Michael Caton-Jones ("Rob Roy," "The Jackal"), it's so utterly convinced it's a tense psycho-sexual thriller that it can't hear the audience laughing at it.
This plodding, pretentious follow-up to 1992's hit replaces Paul Verhoeven's lurid, over-the-top style with the leaden rhythms of Michael Caton-Jones (Rob Roy), a director who doesn't have a clue what a Basic Instinct movie should be about.
It's left to the director, Michael Caton-Jones (best film: "Rob Roy"; worst: "Memphis Belle"), to heat up the atmospherics with dark photography that punches up the lurid evil of London's most sordid streets.
It is disastrously uninspired direction from a man who once made his name with the glorious Rob Roy .