What Movies Will It Remind You Of?: Greenland exists in a slightly uneasy space among Emmerichian dreck 2012 , Bayish dreck Armageddon , halfway-decent dreck Deep Impact , artsy dreck Melancholia and, somewhat possibly interestingly, Spielberg’s War of the Worlds , but, somewhat possibly disappointingly, minus the aliens.
Roland Emmerich – who gave us Independence Day , The Day After Tomorrow , and 2012 – continues to cast a gargantuan shadow over the genre.
Much more in line with 2015 Norwegian disaster-thriller The Wave than your typical Hollywood apocalyptic fare (think 2012 or San Andreas), Greenland believably traces how civil society would come to pieces in the eye of an impending disaster.
Movie studios have recently served up plenty of cartoonish nightmare scenarios, including “Deep Impact” (1998), “Dante’s Peak” (1997), “The Quake” (2018), and “2012” (2009), and the latter film stressed out some moviegoers for three years until the clock reached January 1, 2013.
The opening frames establish a soap-opera level of melodrama that permeates throughout every clunky interaction, with the Garrity’s cliche-ridden origins being unengaging to invest in (this movie rips the maudlin divorce subplot right from Roland Emmerich’s 2012 ).
As anyone who has suffered through Deep Impact, The Day After Tomorrow, 2012, San Andreas and Butler’s own Geostorm knows too well, Hollywood’s last meal of choice is a heaping serving of cheese, gooey and viscous.