Unfortunately, it’s the same TMNT your father got, although this time in eye-gouging 3-D, thanks to toy-movie-maker and merchandising mogul Michael Bay of “Transformers” fame.
Instead of stepping behind the camera, as he has with every installment of the Transformers franchise, the Hollywood hitmaker has passed directing duties to one of his disciples, Jonathan Liebesman ( Battle Los Angeles , Wrath Of The Titans ).
As with "Transformers," what makes this movie tolerable is plenty of slick action sequences (the director is Jonathan Liebesman) and a decent human support cast (Will Arnett, East Meadow's William Fichtner, a brief Whoopi Goldberg).
Much slicker-looking but less endearing than its ’90s live-action predecessors, the film manifests all the usual attributes of a Bay production — chaotic action, crass side jokes, visual-effects overkill, Megan Fox — but is nowhere near “Transformers”-level off-putting.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the 2014 iteration of a franchise that has been a kids' staple for more than 25 years, is a close cousin to Transformers.