In this case, it’s Cameron Diaz as Elizabeth Halsey, a middle-school teacher who doesn’t bother to learn her kids names and spends class time showing them movies about teachers (“Stand and Deliver,” “Lean on Me”) and guzzling from airline-size bottles of liquor she keeps hidden in a false bottom of a desk drawer.
Speaking of movie teachers, Liz gladly cedes her job to a string of them, starting with Edward James Olmos (“Stand and Deliver”) and Morgan Freeman (“Lean on Me”).
As for actually teaching students, it’s enough to pop “Stand and Deliver” or “Lean on Me” into the DVD player before she succumbs to the crippling hangover she habitually wakes up with.
Class with her consists of playing DVDs of goodish Hollywood movies like “Stand and Deliver,’’ “Lean on Me,’’ and “Dangerous Minds,’’ movies about brown kids fighting to subsist in bad situations, while she texts or drinks or sleeps.
“Lean on Me”? “Dangerous Minds”?
“Dangerous Minds,” “Stand and Deliver,” “Lean on Me” — movies about heroic teachers changing students’ lives, and all movies shown in Miss Elizabeth Halsey’s seventh grade English class at John Adams Middle School.