Whereas the '79 Horror primarily stole from The Exorcist (complete with a put-upon priest played by Rod Steiger), the 2005 model, with an additional 26 years to draw from, manages to additionally rip off The Shining, Poltergeist, The Sixth Sense and The Ring — heck, this movie is so shameless, there's probably a swipe from Scooby Doo On Zombie Island as well.
The secondary lessons are that remakes of inessential 1970s horror movies are doubly inessential, that ripping off "The Shining" adds insult to injury and that Ryan Reynolds is no Jack Nicholson.
The new Amityville owes a great deal to both The Exorcist and The Shining but lacks both Friedkin's attention to detail and Kubrick's supreme patience.
The fairly restrained first half of the film is quite faithful to the original, but it soon turns into "The Shining," complete with splatters of blood and over-the-top histrionics.
But like The Shining , the sinister atmosphere comes from watching a seemingly normal, happy man transformed into a crazed homicidal maniac, urged on by a place with a malevolent history.
Faster than you can say "boo," blood is pouring out of the light fixtures, arms are coming out of walls, the kids are having ghostly visitations, and George turns into Jack Nicholson in "The Shining," chasing the rest of the family around with a grin and an ax.