…out of Lady in the Water (July 20/06) Though it hardly seems possible, Lady in the Water is surely destined to divide audiences even further than The Village did; with its head-scratcher of a storyline and expectedly deliberate pace, the movie gives filmmaker M. Night Shyamalan's detractors plenty of ammunition to use against him.
I'm here to tell you that this cloying piece of claptrap sets a high-water mark for pomposity, condescension, false profundity and true turgidity -- no small accomplishment for the man whose last two features were the deadly duo "Signs" and "The Village."
M. Night Shyamalan, the man who unleashed "The Sixth Sense," "Signs," and "The Village," likewise spins this offbeat fairytale with cool, calculated assurance.
Combined with the rest of his follow-ups -- 2000's "Unbreakable," 2002's "Signs" and 2004's "The Village" -- Shyamalan's last four movies, all distributed by Disney, have grossed more than $2 billion worldwide, making him one of the most consistently bankable filmmakers in the business.
The story is pretty silly, and the continuing revelations make his lesser works ("Signs," "The Village") seem better.
Using allegories about water nymphs and wolf monsters, filmmaker M. Night Shyamalan ("Signs") delivers an uncomfortable hybrid of bedtime fairy tale and self-absorbed examination of his own ego.