Thomas Dean Donnelly & Joshua Oppenheimer ("Sahara," "Dylan Dog: Dead of Night") and Sean Hood ("Halloween: Resurrection") have adapted the 1930's short stories of Robert E. Howard with dumb dialogue (“I live.
"Conan the Barbarian" was written by Thomas Dean Donnelly & Joshua Oppenheimer (2005's " A Sound of Thunder ") and Sean Hood (2002's " Halloween: Resurrection "), three men who, divvying the work up between them, couldn't have spent more than a half-hour session each on the project.
Screenwriters Thomas Dean Donnelly, Joshua Oppenheimer and Sean Hood (the first two responsible for the unfortunate A Sound Of Thunder, the latter for the awkward Halloween: Resurrection) have done a fairly decent job keeping Conan Conan, for the most part.