First things first: Dispel all associations with David Fincher's The Game when approaching Take Me, Pat Healy's nasty little quasi-comedy about people who pay to have themselves kidnapped.
There's a healthy dollop of Mark Twain's "The Ransom of Red Chief" in Mike Makowsky's script, along with a hint of Fargo and David Fincher's The Game, and nutty though Take Me's premise sounds, paying to be fake-kidnapped is really no weirder than paying to be flogged by a girl in a sexy French maid costume.