Critics eager to tear into THE LAST SONG, yet another three-hanky picture based on the works of “A Walk to Remember,” “The Notebook” and “Dear John” author Nicholas Sparks, ought to take a look at film history.
He's the novelist/screenwriter who has given us "The Notebook" and "Dear John," among others.
Dear John, The Notebook and Nights in Rodanthe are examples of his familiarity with the workings of the tear duct.
With “The Notebook,” “Nights in Rodanthe,” “Message in a Bottle,” “A Walk to Remember,” and the recent “Dear John,” Sparks has hit pay dirt, and it’s hard to blame the guy for essentially recycling the same elements of romance and doomsday to make millions from readers all over the world.
It's the worst of both worlds as Disney cash cow Miley Cyrus makes the most dubious "dramatic" debut of any singer since Britney Spears in "The Last Song" -- a risible Nicholas Sparks tear-jerker that makes the recent, similar film derived from Sparks' "Dear John" look like "The Notebook" by comparison.
It's about on a par with the Mandy Moore starring "A Walk to Remember" ("The Notebook," of course, retains the crown), which is the movie Cyrus cited as the type she wanted to be in.